27.

“Oh my god! I love The Smiths!”

“Please be quiet and leave me alone.”

26.

“I’m actually a hardcore black metal fan.”

Lisa Kudrow, November 1998.

25.

“Could I BE any more lonely?”

Jennifer Aniston, 2005

24.

“I’VE BEEN HIT BY, I’VE BEEN STRUCK BY, A FAILED VENTRICLE”

Michael Jackson, June 2009

R.I.P.

23.

“Hey girl, I’m the new Ryan Gosling”

Robert Pattinson, 2008

22.

“I’m a good husband and father!”

Jon Gosselin, June 2009

21.

“Hey shorty, wanna be my dreamlover?”

Nick Cannon, 2008

20.

“e=mc² doye”

Lauren Conrad, 15 January 1987

19.

“Nobody knows I’m a lesbian.”

Ellen Degeneres, 2005

18.

“I like to read Proust whilst peddle-boating.”

Rick James, 1986