24.

“I’VE BEEN HIT BY, I’VE BEEN STRUCK BY, A FAILED VENTRICLE”

Michael Jackson, June 2009

R.I.P.

23.

“Hey girl, I’m the new Ryan Gosling”

Robert Pattinson, 2008

22.

“I’m a good husband and father!”

Jon Gosselin, June 2009

21.

“Hey shorty, wanna be my dreamlover?”

Nick Cannon, 2008

20.

“e=mc² doye”

Lauren Conrad, 15 January 1987